Lori>>> If you like computer gaming, you'll love the new Seizure Stick 3000.
The carpel-tunnel and mortality rates are significantly lower than last year's model,
but If your child doesn't have to go to the emergency room within eight hours of playing, we'll refund your money.
--drops box
Dad>>> Gosh. It must be good, the Seizure Stick 2000 took a full week to put Junior in traction.
Lori>>> It also comes with its own game, "Carpe Diem: Seizure Day."
*** on rollover, kid jumps about excitedly. he says the following (cut to closeup) when clicked
Kid>>> [excited speech] I wanna try it! I gotta try it! Jimmy Myers was telling me all about the SS3000 'cause his dad works there and he got a pre-market version that the Air Force uses in their jets, but I don't think I believe him 'cause he's always sayin' stuff like the time he saw Neve Campbell naked on a late night cable movie but didn't tape it 'cause his dad's vcr was broke and everyone knows his mom's on heroin anyway...
*** entire block of above text fades or drops off screen before he says the following
Kid>>> Can I try it?
*** cut back to main showroom scene
*** on rollover, Lori says the following
--brings box up and extends outward
Lori>>> [sighs] Why don't I set up a game for your [pauses] child [pauses] while you review the features?
